Perth, Australia -- Day 4
Pollies, as the aussies refer to politicians, don't seem to be very smart when it comes to being discreet about their sexual fetishes no matter where these knuckleheads reside. Take Eliot Spitzer, former Governor of New York's, wee indescretion involving bare back anal sex with a prostitute. Unprotected anal sex with a pro!!!! No words to describe how stupid that is when an innocent wife is waiting at home.
The Spitzer story was all over the US news, and now I am in Perth a few months later, sitting in the car and news breaks. The radio announcer announces, "Troy Buswell, leader of the Liberal Party, was caught sniffing a female colleagues chair." The first thought that shot through my mind was "Not another one. Every country seems to have their pollie perverts." And then I got the giggles as an image of a man sniffing a bloody chair seat in an office setting shot through my mind. Just because apes do it as a mating ritual, do we have to do it? And then I thought "Was she not wearing underwear?" Later on I learn that this occurred in 2005. For goodness sakes. Talk about digging up the past. Anything goes. A while ago he was caught snapping a female's bra at work. This man clearly has an issue.
I love the Aussies, for now Buswell is referred to as "The Snedge". Apparently the art of "sniffing or gaining pleasure by sniffing bicycle seats belonging to girls; to sniff or smell something inappropriate" is called "snedging." In the US only serial killers are given dramatic names such as The Slasher, here in Australia, you get nicknamed because you are a bloody idiot with a wandering nose. Gotta love it.
3 comments:
Adding to the lexicon:
ledging : licking the seat
fedging: f**king the seat
spedging : spunking the seat / c**ming on the seat
hedging: humping
perhaps spitzer would have been forgiven had he worn protection.... and , of course , i totally blame the wife..
only serial killers with creative means of homicide are given "dramatic" names , "the zodiac " killer , or locals "the Boston Strangler" .... never do you hear about the "bad driver who never wears his glasses and runs over a bus stop" killer .... or the "redneck who drank too many budweisers and plowed into a bus of orphans and nuns" .... can't even put that on a t-shirt !!
and yo know how we 'Mericans love our t-shirts !
Woof !
Wild and free dingo -- domesticated?? Off course you would blame the wife lexiconated dingo. The old adage... If you can't get it at home... go somewhere else and then blame the wife. Damned if you do, damned if you don't in my experience!!!
well ~~ " if you can't get it at home" ... that;s why no one orders meat loaf when dining out .....
but most people don't travel to another state and pay $1500 for a plate of meat loaf .... unless it's really , really good meat loaf . and younger than the meat loaf you eat at home. and the meat loaf won't look at you funny , call you a name , not speak to you for a couple of days if you want to do something "different" ....
and by meat loaf i mean wives and hookers.
Woof!
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